I’m not going to properly review this film because it’s a bit old and it wasn’t good enough for me to review as a ‘classic’ 18 – I’m trying to keep ahead of the times and shit here. Don’t want to be reviewing little known films from the 90s that weren’t that great do I? However, Final Cut had one of the best ‘reading aloud a letter that has been delivered to a person’s front door’ scenes I’ve ever seen.
I’ve just spent ages trying to find a video clip of the scene but I got waylaid by porn, sorry. Anyway, I couldn’t find one. Either way, it goes something like this:
Dear Big Tits,
If you don’t stop your poxy little dog from shitting on my front lawn I’ll cut its fucking bollocks off and shove them straight up your pussy which you’ll probably enjoy.
EEE BY GUM I TELL YOU IT WERE REET FUNNY I WOUND IT BACK AND WATCHED IT AGAIN DINT I?
I suppose just for posterity I’ll give the movie a score – 5 18s out of 10 (many, many extra points for the endless swearing)