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About I Only Watch 18s

I only watch 18s because I'm not some sort of pussy dickhead lightweight.

WE’VE MOVED

**WE’VE MOVED TO http://WWW.IONLYWATCH18S.COM.** https://ionlywatch18s.wordpress.com will no longer be updated, head to the address above. I’m not sure why I said ‘we’ve’ moved.  It’s only me. Oh yeah, and my dick.

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Alright Legends?

I am shit at the internet but I’ve gone and got myself moved over to http://www.ionlywatch18s.com.  Soon, this site will redirect there – so anyone who is currently subscribing to the best website on the internet either by email or … Continue reading

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Final Cut (1998)

I’m not going to properly review this film because it’s a bit old and it wasn’t good enough for me to review as a ‘classic’ 18 – I’m trying to keep ahead of the times and shit here.  Don’t want … Continue reading

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18 related anecdote no. 38

Tips on how to stay awake during a movie 1. Try absolutely everything including standing up and STILL fall asleep.

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Drive Angry 3D (2011)

At the end of the screening for Drive Angry 3D I spent quite a while looking for the ‘like’ button on my seat so that I could press it.  This is because I ‘liked’ Drive Angry 3D a great deal … Continue reading

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18 related anecdote no. 37

Notes for females It was Valentine’s Day recently and I was single – I can’t see why, but I was.  This may be due to the rigorous screening process I carry out when choosing a mate, or it may just … Continue reading

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People I Like no. 6: Lance Henriksen

Here’s another ‘might not know his name – definitely know his face’ person.  A bit like me, I’m one of those guys, well to women anyway – they don’t know my name, but when they see me THEY KNOW WHO … Continue reading

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Phenomena (1985)

“This looks interesting, that’s Jennifer Connelly before she was famous.  Oooh, she’s going to a spooky old school with a strict headmistress – exciting!  Wait, what’s this?  There’s a murderer going around killing people?  Things are getting even more interesting … Continue reading

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Crying With Laughter (2009)

Crying With Laughter is about a stand-up “comedian” (I’m doing the bunny ears thing as we speak, whilst waving my head back and forth with my lips pursed going ‘oooooooh’). (BECAUSE I’M BEING SARCASTIC ISN’T IT.) Anyway, this stand-up comedian … Continue reading

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The Lovers’ Guide 3D: Igniting Desire (2010)

ALL THIS FUCKING TIME I’VE BEEN HAVING SEX IN 2D WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN DOING IT IN 3D. All I needed was The Lovers’ Guide 3D: Igniting Desire to teach me how. It’s basically like The Lovers’ Guide, you … Continue reading

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