Category Archives: Horror
Drive Angry 3D (2011)
At the end of the screening for Drive Angry 3D I spent quite a while looking for the ‘like’ button on my seat so that I could press it. This is because I ‘liked’ Drive Angry 3D a great deal … Continue reading
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Tagged amber heard, drive angry 3d, nicolas cage, patrick lussier, william fichtner
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Phenomena (1985)
“This looks interesting, that’s Jennifer Connelly before she was famous. Oooh, she’s going to a spooky old school with a strict headmistress – exciting! Wait, what’s this? There’s a murderer going around killing people? Things are getting even more interesting … Continue reading
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Tagged dario argento, donald pleasence, jennifer connelly, phenomena
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Shocker (1989)
Shocker is written and directed by Wes Craven (the guy behind countless awesome 18s like A Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream and The Hills Have Eyes), therefore it should be good. However, whereas it started off rather fantastically – I … Continue reading
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Tagged a nightmare on elm street, mitch pileggi, scream, scream 4, shocker, the hills have eyes, wes craven
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I am a Happy Chappy
So I was doing my morning browse of the BBFC website, and I came upon this: If you haven’t spotted it, we’ll just do a little zoom-in: YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I’VE GOT LOVE IN MY TUMMY
Turns out ‘Wake Wood’ isn’t about morning erections
I thought it was. It’s actually about dead cows and stuff. And if that’s not something to give you a morning erection then I don’t know what is.
The ‘Mother’s Day’ remake has a trailer
Mummy!! Someone done a remaaaake!! In this case, it’s of Troma’s 1980 classic *cough* Mother’s Day about a mad mother and her mad kids who like to hurt people – a bit like me and my Mum. The trailer’s below: … Continue reading
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
Seeing as it was Christmas recently, I decided that while it was relatively fresh in everyone’s heads, that I would watch Silent Night, Deadly Night – a film about a bloke dressed up as Santa Clause who goes on a … Continue reading
Missing (2009)
Well, that was pleasant. Missing is a Korean picture about a fucking nutcase that lives with his ill mother and who likes to kidnap girls and keep them as sex slaves. If you like watching women getting raped and beaten … Continue reading
I Only Watch 18s 